By Brandon Tucker,
Senior Writer
Gentlemen, if you're thinking about golf while in the throws of passion with your lady, chances are you're probably well beyond the reaches of anything clinical psychology or modern prescriptions can help with.
But yes, there are plenty of obsessive golfers out there who just can't get that little white ball off their mind, even in their most intimate moments. And sadly, your woman's little pink teddy just doesn't catch your attention anymore.
For those poor, poor souls (and if you're still reading, you probably are one), the United Kingdom's Mio Destino Lingerie has launched a new set of golf-themed lingerie.
Finally, your two favorite pleasures need not be separated any longer.
This skimpy, designer lingerie set comes with about two dozen little white balls dotted all over the bra. Ten more are strung across the back of the undies, and they're sure to jiggle a little as she parades across the bedroom.
These designer undies aren't cheap. How about £200 for the bra and £100 for the bottom. That kind of dough could score you a round on Pebble Beach. Of course, you've got a better chance getting a free replay with the lingerie.
Not only will your sex life be more golf-centric, but you and the misses will have a seemingly infinite supply of puns for the bedroom:
"Feel like playing through?"
"Mind if I help with your stroke?"
"Wanna go another round?"
It really is too easy. And this lingerie might be the best reason yet to take a rain check on your round of golf.
Now, if only this were the mandatory outfit for the caddie chicks...
